It's all about me

I know you like me
I know you do
That's why whenever I come around
She's all over you

And I know you want it
It's easy to see
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be on with me

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was wrong like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha?

Fight the feeling
Leave it alone
'Cause if it ain't love, it just ain't enough
To leave a happy home

Let's keep it friendly
You have to play fair
See, I don't care
But I know she ain't gon' wanna share

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was wrong like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha?

I know I'm on your mind
I know we'd have a good time
I'm your friend, I'm fun
And I'm fine, I ain't lying
Look at me, you ain't blind

See, I know she loves you
I understand
I probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man

Maybe next lifetime
Possibly
Until then old friend
Your secret is safe with me

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was wrong like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha?